See, I wanted a Warner brother's cartoon style COD.
Have your classes / characters as Wile-e-coyote
roadrunner
Bugs Bunny
Elmer fudd
Taz, etc
Claymores could be piano's or anvil's hanging from the ceiling, or even better, a garden rake!
when spotting some-one your eyeballs should come out on stalks.
No Knife, it's now a frying pan.
All horrifically brightly coloured and bouncy, even in a slow game you should have 2 epileptic fits.